enjoy or die.
Gaius
When Gaius spit, it was red with warm blood. He but down on a
medical capsule, too early, and the submerging after effect was like a solid
weight pulling him to the ground. He was leaning over the edge of time and
space itself, overlooking a deep void of nothingness, and headlong plunging in.
The med capsule tasted bitter and he found it hard to stomach, but there was
sweet relief coming, and it rushed over him like a storm; a wave of disregard
to the pain. They’ll be coming back for
me, he thought, sending their tamed
beasts. That thought wasn’t much comfort, but the hired guns and mutated
monstrosities didn’t faze him; all in the work, I guess you could say. It was
the bolt in his belly that worried him most.
"Fucking squids..." he muttered amidst a mouthful of
blood, "it was always the fucking squids." He threw his head back and
swallowed two more medical capsules, enough to keep him alive a little bit
longer. Just until he reached "The Dagger," just long enough to make
it.
"Fucking squids," he said again. They had come out of
nowhere, like they always did, and at the worst possible moment. Gaius had
handed his contact, a black man with pale white eyes named Francis, 40k in
Federals for an external memory unit containing the blueprint for a powerful
computer virus. But he never got the unit, so he was out 40k, which by the way
didn't even belong to him in the first place.
"Fuck this," he laughed, "this has got to be the worst
fucking day ever."
"Gaius."
It was her again. She wouldn’t give it up.
"What do you want Saura?" he gritted his teeth, "I
thought I told you I didn't want to hear it." Her voice cackled from his
ear piece, soft but stern.
"I'm not going to give up on you," she said.
"Fuck you."
"Gaius," she was pleading and trying not to show it,
"you're going to die!" He bit into another medical capsule, and
paused to catch his breath.
"I'll be fine," he said, coughing, then spitting out
some more blood, "just get over it..."
"I'm coming for you," Saura's voice was like a tasty
poison to him. Sweet but ultimately defeating.
"Don’t," he said.
"You can't stop me," she said.
"Fuck you," he said; "if I see you..." she
interrupted.
"You can't stop me."
"If I see you coming after me," he said, "I'll
shoot you."
"No," she said, "I don't think you have it in
you."
"Fuck that, and fuck you," he bit his lip and groaned.
The pain was more that he could bear much longer.
"You bitch," he was fighting the tears, "you
fucking bitch, why did it have to be you?"
"Gaius," Saura was calling out up him, "Gaius,
listen to me," but he was letting go. He was barely there anymore. The
life was soaking out into the carpet of the hotel basement.
"Fucking squids," he said again.
"Squids!" Saura came over the ear piece again,
"what the fuck! How did they know?"
"There’s a rat Saura," god, how could she not know by
now? It was so obvious. He needed her.
"A rat?" she was firm, resilient, the kind of woman he
always dreamed of, "there can't be a rat!"
"Are you fucking stupid?" he wanted to tell her, he had
always wanted to tell her, "there's a goddamn rat and we got fucked
Saura!"
"I'm coming for you," she said.
"Don’t," he said, "just don't. Stay away." He
should have told her a long, long time ago.
"I have to," Saura said, "you're too important to
me! I can't just leave you out there." he should have told her.
"I love you Saura," he said, "but if you come after
me, I'll kill you." He unplugged the ear piece. He was feeling better now;
his life was almost at its end, and Death? Death would be so much easier. The
bolt in his stomach would see to that.
"Saura," he said, "I wish it wasn’t...but...it's
only..." he was feeling faint. He wanted to sleep. He knew he couldn't.
That would be it.
"Fucking eh," he laughed, "god, you're a real
asshole, you know that. If I had a chance, I'd fucking bust your jaw." He
tried to sit, but fell into a heap on the ground. He was sleepy. Very sleepy.
The blood was pouring from his mouth.
"Fuck...this..."
He imagined her body, soft and supple and beautiful. Her pink
nipples, her ivory white skin, her fiery green eyes. He imagined them lying
naked in bed, making love, bold and righteous in the most primal of heats, her
face flushed, her body laid bare before him. Why? In these final moments, why
did he think only of her? Why did she torment him so?
"Fuck," he breathed "this shit...fucking
sucks."
He raised his pistol. Voices up ahead. Wizards, he thought, he
could hear their guttural Kemling voices.
"Good timing," he whispered to himself, "you little
fucking trolls." Kemlings were one of many races of alien slaves the
Squids had gathered in their vast special purges. The octopi had the Tronians,
who were only a little bit nicer. Kemlings were easily frightened and weak when
alone, but were deadly in large groups. Gaius only saw three, but undoubtedly
there were more. And their magic’s would sense him soon. He had little time to
formulate a plan.
"Fuck," he took the last few capsules he had and bit
into each. The adrenaline flowed through him with violent electricity. He was
on fire. For the last time. He acted without thinking.
The first Kemling looked up, feeling a breach of the magical
barrier, and caught Gaius' bolt in the forehead. His tiny body took flight,
crashing against a far wall in a shower of blood and bone and glass. The second
was turning when the bolt cut his legs out from under, sending him tumbling
face forward into the ground, his breathing unit severed and he rolled around
the ground grasping at his neck while Gaius fired at the third Kemling, who had
dove behind a table for cover. Gaius unloaded at the table, to no avail. He
heard the gut wrenching Kemling words, and threw himself back as the spell came
flooding out from the caster’s hiding spot..
He was a second away from instant death, screaming green with all
the seeming of unholy dragon’s fire, and though his acrobatics ripped open the
wet bolt wound, he would live to tell about it. At least for now. He stared
into the abyss the wizard had cast and saw the space within its magical field
collapse. There was a silence then a thunderclap that deafened him for a
moment. He froze. The words were coming again. The spell, red and green and
black like deamonfire, came at him, but luck was on his side. His shield, an
amulet of souls, raced out with a bluish purple ice that met the wizard's death
curse head on, and deflected it back toward him. The Kemling dove from out
behind the table, and it exploded into splintering pieces from the combined
energies rushed through it. Gaius fired at him, but the little bastard rolled
out of the way and returned fire with his peashooter. The blunderbuss blasts
ripped three foot holes in the walls around Gaius. He ran toward the exit
behind him, debris and rubble falling all around him like snow.
He was dying now, he knew it. Without medical attention, he would
bleed out in the next few hours. Exhaustion would take over first; pretty soon
he would simply collapse. His sight was already going; the wall in front of him
was fading into an obscurity of clouded imagery. I am dying he thought, and
this is how it feels. Ecstatic. Orgasmic. Natural. It feels good. He tried to
recall her face one last time. Saura. His love. His only love. He smiled. The
end was coming now. He lay his head down on the carpet. He heard the footsteps
of the Kemlings, and the heavy boots of a couple of overweight Tor stomping
around about him. He wanted only to sleep.
Ed
To my Dearest Friend and Confidant Marcel DeGuitan
My brother, it has only been a day’s travel from the estate of our
grand benefactor, through the narrow lanes and tall trees of the Welsh country
and in, ever deeper, into the unmanaged sprawl that is the capital as we know
it. London is an absolute cesspool, my brother, he streets urchin littered and
filthy, her buildings crumbling and left to disrepair, her waters dodgy and
full of soot and dirt and tuberculosis, green and white and black they float
past. Upon this mildly milky sheet ride skiffs and schooners, waylaid by the
economic downtime, broken cracked sails lying limply upon the decks, shot full
of holes and patched back to take them up river. I saw one this morning that
was so wet with waters she would scarce return to safe harbor, and as she
effectively sunk her way past me, I noticed the crew rapidly casting water from
the ships fore and aft with great big wooden buckets. Their supposed first
mate, a beast of a man, bald with broad shoulders and a face wrapping mustache
that connected up to some very heavy looking side burns, shouted encouragement
to his crew, all green boys and first time sailors from the looks of it. His
voice carried over the edge of the Themes, and lolled into the fracas that was
the bustle of Lansdowne St, like an orchestra warming up before launching into
some great human opera, and a small crowd had gathered by the water, so I
stopped myself and joined them in a gander at the strange little ship.
I must say now that I have become great friends with much of the
crew of the "Desiree" as well as her captain, Sir Alan Mainwater
(knighted after that last bit of nonsense with the Spanish) and that bald
fellow, the first mate Sam Guffy, in the days I have stayed. This ship, named
apparently after Captain Mainwater's long dead lover, was a small skiffer of
only maybe thirty feet stem to stern and could carry a crew of fifteen to
twenty five easily and comfortably, however she was at my fist sight sinking
into the Themes. That is no matter now, as the ship, with me following from a
safe distance, reluctantly reached its resting place, a tiny alcove where the
slate was level enough, and the waters low, so they could hoist the front over
and beach the vessel for repairs. Alas, my brother, they sailed, and I
followed, straight into the heart of the slums, where thrive thieves and
ganglanders and highwaymen who wait in the realm of the shadow to waylay poor
rich men, like yours truly, and take their well-earned ducats. Well, you had
better believe I wasn't about to let that happen, and lucky for me, old chap, I
always keep a pistol and saber on my person when walking these streets, for
they are dangerous beyond measure and even the soldiers and policemen are
thieves and murderers. My cloak was also quite dirty from the ship into London,
being sequestered in the hold with the rats for a few hours while a naval ship
boarded us and searched the cabins for French loyalists. I had my papers ready,
and they barely looked at them at all before moving on, but it was a moment
which afforded me more fear than I would like. So, dirty with rat shit and
soot, stinking of the spray of the ocean, not to mention well-armed, I marched
myself straight into the very heart of it brother, prepared to unleash every
bit of my training upon whomever tried to stand in my way.
Luck was once again, and hopefully not for last, on my side as
they say, for I made it through the slum market (if it can even be called a
market, what with them selling grilled rats and snakes and radishes) and what
appeared to be where most of them sleep, to an overlook, quite nicely looking
over the very ledge where "Desiree" had been run aground. Sam Guffy,
in all his strange glory, was below, barking orders up at the top of his lungs
as the crew unloaded the cargo onto the dock, where more crew members, more teenagers
from the looks of it, were placing it into donkey carts and bringing it up
toward the market. They winded up the hill and right past his overlook,
bringing in spices and food, clothing and dyes and salts and metal and stone
and wood and everything you could imagine, packed tightly on the animals with
precision and care not accustomed to the younger generation. I called out to
one of them, asking him what news from the island, and he turned and
laughed.
“It’s war and poverty and death," he said in a lilting Irish
accent, "and whatever else the crown sees fit to levy."
"War though?" I said, and he nodded.
"Aye, least that's what's on every tongue in every dark
corner of every pub Cork up to Belfast. It's war or nothing."
What a bother, I thought, war can be a real to boom to some
businesses, but mostly our profession is very much delighted to see two world
powers engage in fierce combat, there is a profit to be made on England and
France and Holland and Spain and Russia and Sweden and so on, full, untapped
coffers of billions and billions of coins and bills and gold and jewels. But
these revolutions. These men standing up to the authority, fighting the good
fight against a superior rival, they do not make us a red cent brother. They
cannot afford our services, and though they loose most valiantly under the
heavy fire of their oppressors, supplied of course with the special prowess of
ours, we do not starve, yet only break even. And to hear the war has come to
the shores of my homeland, it saddens my heart. So I took liberty, and seeing
the captain counting wares and checking off his stock list, made for him most
casually. He wore a rather humble black tail coat, heavy and lined with furs,
with another sash slung around his shoulders of deep burgundy red, and a wide
brimmed, three cornered hat. He is tall yet unassuming, with a fierce and
animal like face, sparse red beard and hair, but so cleverly ordinary in
general appearance one is scarce to think him anything more than a roving
trader or government clerk. I approached him, and waiting for him to finish his
count, thrust out a merry hand and introduced myself. He looked at me with
cold, calculating eyes, but smiled warmly as he puffed at his tobacco.
"And what do you want with me?" He asked, amused apparently.
"Introductions are of course in order," I said, "I
am Edwain Stevenson from the Allerton Arms Company," producing my card,
which he snatched from my hand. He studied it a moment, and then looked back at
me, with that same smile. After a moment he held out a ragged, bandaged
hand.
"Alan Mainwater," he said, with a grin, "Sir Alan
Mainwater, future king of England." With that there was a brief and
uncomfortable silence, only broken by the howling laughter of the crew, led of
course by the man mountain Sam Guffy, who somehow had snuck up right alongside
me while I spoke with the captain.
"Come with me, Ed you said right?" He showed me toward
the ship, past more cargo and crew and onto the deck, which I could now see had
been thoroughly shelled.
"Have some trouble Captain?" I asked, sidestepping a
gaping hole. He turned with a bit of flourish.
"Fucking river pirates," he said, turning once more and
leading on, "they hit us about ten seconds after we left port in
Cornwall," he stopped suddenly in the midst of the deck and got very
close.
"Ne'er trust the fucking Welshman," he said then led on
once more as quickly as he had stopped. I followed him if only because I had
become intoxicated with his bullish and brash personality, weaving my way
across the deck behind him and into his tiny cabin, where he pulled a bottle of
brandy from the low cupboard and motioned for me to sit and share a smoke. He
gave the impression of a casual interrogation, so I decided to play along with
his little game. As I've told you when we were in Marseille, these, shall I
say, independent contracts are the wave of the future, and I intend to line
every ship in the North Sea with Allerton hardware.
"Who did you say you work for?" He asked after a few
snuffs of his brandy.
"Allerton Arms, captain," I said handing him our
bulletin, "I work in the sales division, as well as R and D."
"Right," the more I spoke the more I realized he was a
man of small mind, "and what's that then?"
"Cannons my good man," I said, noting a flicker pass
through his eyes, "muskets, pistols, cutlass, halberd, axe, swivel guns,
grape shot, whatever you need, we can supply!"
"Dynamite!" He shouted.
"Of course my good sir," I said.
"Axes?"
"Yes. Hatchets, knives, clubs, rifles, whatever your heart
desires," I said, and produced for him the current spring season
catalogue, which he began to ogle most vehemently.
"And the prices?" He flipped through the book,
excitement building, "current."
"If you order today I can give you a special 2% discount on
ammunition." Bagged. My brother, you should have seen his face, the deal
was done before his ink could hit the contract (which I also enclosed, do file
that for me old chap). Sam Guffy, the first man, captain sent him with me,
we're taking six men and four carts back to the midlands to pick up those
cannons and rifles. We'll be taking the overland route, as there are no ships
sailing out North for the next two weeks, due to high seas, which is about a
four day ride. We'll go up into the hill country, with its winding turns, ill
kept roadways, and keen eyed bandits, and this letter should reach you before
my arrival, so do keep a lookout for me over the next few weeks.
Yours
Ed.
Ps. the "future king" and I also spoke at length about
that...other thing you and I have been working on. Do prepare Rodney for an apt
demonstration, would you? I won't speak of it in this letter should it fall
into the wrong hands, which of course would be disastrous for Allerton,
especially for our part in it. But, as you have said before, it is the way of
progress and the future shan't wait for someone else to invent such technology.
We must be the forebears of this new grand era. I will speak with you soon.
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