good morning.
good evening.
luncheon.
what have you.
Safer Bombs today will be entering The Cave at Barbelith to be whipped and persecuted into recording a 4 or 5 song demo record. though this road shall be long and arousal worthy, it will also be quite dark and foreboding at the risk of the bands sanity. I don't know why I said that. First song has already been squeezed out of the band via the Pinkerton/Wallis Method of Science Torture, and it was born into High Priestess, a song from their future seven times platinum release "Please Help Us, He Has Us In A Garage In Kentucky; Send The Army" (subsequently released with all new songs and re-titled "Groove Vibrator Radio"). Though High Priestess is young and nubile, He shall grow into a strong and mighty warrior for the forces of evil, and by evil, I mean good.
The Third Wage War had begun once again, (so I supposed its the Third Wage War part 2) and the peasants of Macromeedia grow impatient in the marshes of Dinsbale. They speak of treasonous things; the reformation of the sacred three! This would tear a whole hole into the Crandrottosphere Layer Bioplasam, causing the death of all life on the planet "Connecticut, USA;" and the resulting radioactive petrochemicals would make the area uninhabitable for the next trimester. Safer Bombs, the real Safer Bombs, and his three minstrels, Ser N Dukes of Maryland, Ser N Swartz of Peabody Shire, and Ser (Former, kicked out for lewed remarks) Kevan Hardion of Massachewsett, to the far reaches of the galaxy to recover a big glove of some kind, that really doesn't make sense to anyone, but they are still doing it. So what I said before was a lie, you are just going to have to find out which lie it was.
In the end all will be wizarded away to the land of happy dream candy, which is currently located over Japan, but you will still retain you individual spirits, as you become a slave. a slave to save the world.
Safer Bombs thanks you for your tireless service, servile.